Yes, it's my weekly provocative but totally misleading post title. See, for example, previous posts like Lesbian Hackers!, which only marginally touched on either of those subjects. (Insert your own joke about "touching" here.) (Follow that up by inserting one about "inserting" if you are feeling particularly amusing today, or if you've already started your weekend drinking.)
The good news is that this post does actually deal with naked snow maidens. And it includes pictures. The bad news is that said maidens are actually MADE out of snow. (Although I suppose Frosty the Snowman is probably really, REALLY excited right about now ...)
Anyway, another day, another photographic illustration of something from my stories that seems a little too bizarre to be true. Like the sculptures at the Harbin Snow & Ice festival, as described in "Fowl Play""
... or the titanic figure of Apollo majestically astride his chariot, surrounded by bare-breasted maidens, that made the baby-draped dragon look like a doorstop. And sure, it sounds like a strange subject for a sculpture, but it makes sense to me. After all, if you must be surrounded by maidens, I firmly believe that bare-breasted ones are the only way to go. It just makes sense.
And the photographic evidence--in two pictures, sadly, since the entire thing was too big to get in one shot. (Is it officially lame now to add "that's what she said!" onto things. I think so, but if not, start laughing.)
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